Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges to his office. It ain't glamorous being the CEO of an ogreempire. He's got tons of paperwork to deal with, meetings with irritating investors, and the constant threat of Fiona interrupting. To top it all off, he's gotta wrestle the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just lounging in his swamp with a good bow… Read More

Listen up, you glamorous ogre-wannabes! If you're looking for a gig that'll make your ears perk up faster than Donkey on payday, then pay attention. Shrek here has the inside scoop on what kind of jobs are tolerated in his swamp, but there's a catch: it better be remote! He's got his routine, his mud baths, and he doesn't want to deal with any intr… Read More